Someone lied again.
Here it is the 22nd and everything is fine.The world did not end
I wonder what the next big bull shit scare will be?
Maybe the world will be covered with sand and someone will have to build a giant camel to escape on or maybe????????
Anyway here is a heart warming Christmas story for you
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we
can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would
have her shipped back home .
The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her
shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would
only cost $150????"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can't take that
chance!"
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